"Open the Dhufish catalogue to page 17. Look at those fins, you like that don't you?".
"If you don't believe in yourself, that's officially zero people that believe in you".
"Is that a manure based aftershave you're wearing today?"
"Slinky down the steps, i'm a slinky! Sproing, sproing, sproing, ambulance."
(I also dreamt about illicit dealings with a shady meerkat last night but they're going in the vault until i can trust you all).
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I go to sleep in my bed and talk while i sleep in my bed that i sleep in. When i wake up, i somehow remember everything i said, buy a t-shirt please.
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