Thursday, January 28, 2010

29/1/10 (lunchtime nap)

"Don't eat with your mouthful! Actually, you might as well, you're irrelevant".

"Me and the kenyans lapped the mountain goat, he hissed at us but we're cool for the most part".

" a t-shirt...zzzzzzz...line my pockets...zzzz".

"Too late, i pissed on your floor mats. Make sure you stop next time".

(Had a little nap while i wait to hear back from my shirt manufacturer. Wonder what i was subconsciously contemplating?)


"Open the Dhufish catalogue to page 17. Look at those fins, you like that don't you?".

"If you don't believe in yourself, that's officially zero people that believe in you".

"Is that a manure based aftershave you're wearing today?"

"Slinky down the steps, i'm a slinky! Sproing, sproing, sproing, ambulance."

(I also dreamt about illicit dealings with a shady meerkat last night but they're going in the vault until i can trust you all).