"Don't eat with your mouthful! Actually, you might as well, you're irrelevant".
"Me and the kenyans lapped the mountain goat, he hissed at us but we're cool for the most part".
"zzzzzz....buy a t-shirt...zzzzzzz...line my pockets...zzzz".
"Too late, i pissed on your floor mats. Make sure you stop next time".
(Had a little nap while i wait to hear back from my shirt manufacturer. Wonder what i was subconsciously contemplating?)